I could be that

 OK, besides being a co-host on The View, I don't think I have a so-called "dream job."  Perhaps my complete lack of focus and direction is what landed me in an administrative desk-jockey position in the first place.

whatevs

BUT! Now that I am facing immanent dismissal, I've started really looking for jobs.  I think I found one that I would actually care about doing-- working at the Dept. of Parks and Recreation!!!!  I already love that show AND I've grown to love the city I live in, so why not?  My goal is to finish my cover letter today. 

I even took a quiz to see how well I would do in this new setting:

Which Parks and Rec Character are you?

See?!  I could RUN this place!  I'm so happy I get to be Amy Poehler