JOBS

My co-worker has pissed me off so much today, I've already started 2 job applications. Am I reactionary much? Who cares, I want some money and to be rid of his punk-ass.

The funny thing about jobs is that I always think I can do everything. For instance;
when I was planning my wedding, I was convinced I would be an awesome wedding planner.
When we were shopping for a car, I knew I could be a good car sales(wo)man
Now that we are house-hunting, I am equally convinced that I would be a stellar real estate agent.

Other things I want: a rhinestone wall hanging that says "Bossy" and matching super sharp letter-opener. I should stop listening to Kellis while filling out spreadsheets.