just check off my Christmas list-- EMERGENCY STYLE

 I can't decide whether to laugh or applaud the Emergency Bra.  For only 29.99 this hot red bra doubles as two emergency face masks in the event of harsh chemicals or smoke in the air.  It's a pretty crafty idea-- the thinking behind it is that women will always have this with them. 

Comments:

thumbs up: Finally something made to keep women safe, right?  Tired of getting the shaft, ladies?  I also LOVE when something has multiple functions like those beds with cabinets in them or how my desk doubles as a lunch room and my computer doubles as a TV...

thumbs down:  Does it have to be in that obnoxious color?  I mean, that works if I wear a red or black shirt everyday... but with my luck chemical warfare would break out on the day I wear a white t-shirt.  Am I right?